My favorite genre of fandom headcanon is that a fictional man has no ass. It is almost always in response to people being attracted to him. It’s like, you want him? Well he may bring a lot to the table but he is NOT bringing it to the chair! You still want him now? This bootyless fellow? This assless chap?
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