ranking the characters in the thing from most to least fuckable:

1. mac COME ONNNN OF COURSE. he would be #1 even if the list was Any Movie Character
2. nauls- hes cute and hes fun!
3. fuchs- barely in it but i get a good vibe
4. clark- animal lover. respect
5. childs- hes got that voice but i find bald men unsettling
6. windows- why does everyone hate him? i dont know but im intrigued by it
7. palmer- i like a weird guy
8. norris- maybe i could borrow his jumper?
   
9. bennings- whatever
10. copper- hes old but i have to respect the nose ring
11. garry- wack ass eyebrows, always looking sorry for himself
12. blair- stink vibes coming from this gentleman